batreaux:

pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable 

freefolly:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

How does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

Dude that is genius

Slow clappin’ it out.

This is amazing

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

jamesfrancoe:

And on the 8th day god created hot boys who aren’t interested in me

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life